He's a liar and I'm not sure about you ?

Today: Bad Things I told my Kids.

That everything in the world before 1931 was in Black and White and that everybody walked around much quicker and in a jerky way.

That Paul Mcartney had fallen on very hard times and was working in Linda’a vegetarian pie factory for £150 a week and had to wear a white coat and one of those little ventilated trilby's.

That in America, most restaurants were called Burger Hut and Pizza King.

That SCUBA diving is a highly dangerous activity because the Scuba’s are really vicious.

That Kylie Minogue was really called Kylie Min-ogg-you because she was an Aboriginal Australian and changed her name for the English market

That Gordon the Gopher was Phillip Scofield’s son.

That Semolina and Jam was called Skelitor Pudding

That Bees make Honey and Wasps make Jam

Hopefully, they remain undamaged by this experience mostly.

JVIP